Sanjeev in Birthday Disguise Shocker!!!

Many, many...many years ago, on a blustery spring day, a bouncing boy came into this world to the sounds of...no, not angels, but, "You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not shout, I'm telling you why...MC Sanj is com-ing, to towwwwn!" Yes, while most babies are busy forming limbs and kicking to get out, this musical maestro had been composing his own theme music for the past 9 months...!

Fast forward 30-something years later - the music still flows through his veins, the old moniker "MC Sanj" (or McSanj as the ladies like to call him) still sticks...and yesterday, MC Sanj celebrated his birthday by starting to count down his years.

According to my Mumbai-spy, he's is now "31" which is a great deal younger than we all know him to be. In order to seem believable to his unknowing, adoring public, I am informed Sanjeev has been undergoing extensive measures to disguise his real age!

The Fountain of Youth:

He started his transformation by adopting the ever-youthful "Rebel without a Cause" look, consisting of white short-sleeved tee-shirt, and blue jeans. Whereas he once exposed his bare earlobes, a shiny silver hoop stolen from his niece Yezmina adorns his left one. To complete his disguise, I am informed of the bottles of L'Oreal hair dye hidden under the sink, which would explain his suspiciously raven locks! All in all, indeed he has managed to fool us all.

We know change is addictive MC Sanj, but none of us want to see you regress past 21, please.

And about the hair dye...don't worry, we'll keep your little secret...because as the bottle says "You're Worth It!"

THE WHOLE FAMILY WISHES YOU A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY & MANY MORE TO COME!


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