WadhwaniWorld Goes From Strength to Strength

Gaurav Wadhwani

The WadhwaniWorld editorial staff are pleased to announce the expansion of our London division, culminating in the hire of budding young talent Lavish Wadhwani. After months of persuasion, attempted bribery and a final last-ditch offer of a £10,000 signing-on bonus and 350 days holiday per year, Lavish finally agreed to join the team (which currently consists of Gaurav and Vikki). Despite being hounded by racism in recent times, Lavish boasts an impressive curriculum vitae, having written for both the Independent on Sunday newspaper and the well-received Gaulav Express (the magazine me and Lav founded when I was about 12 and he was 10). As you will no doubt appreciate, his first two articles are straight from the top drawer; as such, we are proud to show our readers that ambitious, unabashed expansion need not equate to any compromise in quality. Many see Lavish's recruitment as a signal that top management are pursuing a policy of hiring only the best Wadhwanis - so those of you who want to write, you better have top-notch resumes. Its simply not enough to be a Wadhwani in this World anymore. Are any of you up to it?